no, no, no...

A green foxtail hanging from your bag at £1200.
Wow, i hate it.
Why on earth do people not just get one of those ferret toys from the 90's and stick it to a keyring.
Oh - i hope they arent real, im veggie.


Avoid; Double Denim.
It reminds me of my fathers 'fashion' choice when i was about 3 years old.
Thats not a fashion statement in the least.
I can see that perhaps the style looks good on this Chloe model but people who try to pull it off on the high street - denim jacket and jeans? what were you thinking.
Another one i'm leaving to the catwalk.


It makes me incredibly sad to see that House of Holland have jumped back on the bandana wagon for A/W 2010.
Bandanas were acceptable when we were all 6 and too small to even realise what we were wearing.
Definate no, no, no.
Whats coming back next? A spice girls reunion?


I don't care if they happen to be chanel/dior/topshop or any other brand for that matter, clogs are most definatley NOT on my wishlist.
I dont understand the practicality or the effect that they will have upon anyones outfits/how are you even meant to comfortably walk in them?
Leave it to dutch milkmaids called Hilda please.

Rant over.